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Today, I was helping a customer when she asked if we were open on Christmas eve. I wasn't sure, so I asked my manager. My manager looked me over and said, "Yes, we will be open. Thank you for volunteering to come in." FML


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On 12/16/2010 at 12:06pm - work - by adjk90 - United States

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That's when you say "I was asking for a customer, I can't work that day, sorry".

#2 - On 12/16/2010 at 5:20pm by Doortje

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I'd be like eff that, peace out trout.

#1 - On 12/16/2010 at 5:19pm by ikayleighh

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