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Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

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xD best presentation ever.

#1 - On 12/15/2010 at 10:05am by DaemonSadi

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The technical name for not being able to think of the correct word is um...uh...

#14 - On 12/15/2010 at 10:24am by DocBastard

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