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Today, I found out my no-work-experience brother has just accepted a 50k/year job. He is still in school and has never had a job. I work as an intern for 11 hours a day, get rude emails from my boss, and have 3 degrees and 5 years work experience. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23528) - you deserved it (3373)

On 12/08/2010 at 12:17am - work - by underemployed (man) - United States (Maryland)

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Put down the hater-ade you're sipping and look for a better job. If your internship will lead to the job of your dreams, stop worrying about what others have. A lot of people have it better than you but it shouldn't affect your life. He didn't force you into your situation nor is he preventing you from changing it.

#25 - On 12/08/2010 at 8:01am by ImaginaryFoe

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Everyone believes in luck. How else do we explain the success of those we dont like? :) At least you can say you worked for what you have. People who work for things generally care more about the outcomes that come from it.

#2 - On 12/08/2010 at 6:11am by iheartglasses

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