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Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML


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On 12/03/2010 at 9:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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So, he used that as an excuse, but hated you for other reasons. Way to suck at your job, OP.

#1 - On 12/03/2010 at 1:16pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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And that's why he's the boss and you are not. If you're ever able to find a job again, try NOT wasting your company's time and just do your fucking work that they are paying you to do.

#5 - On 12/03/2010 at 1:18pm by DocBastard

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