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Man or woman?

Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23437) - you deserved it (3212)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:20pm - work - by speechless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Just explain to your boss what actually happened.

#1 - On 11/02/2010 at 4:55pm by caitea

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Did you drool on him?

#10 - On 11/02/2010 at 5:20pm by DevianceIsBliss

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