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Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26121) - you deserved it (5108)

On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Free money.

#2 - On 09/27/2010 at 3:11am by Freeze

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Sounds like she is of the standard intelligence level for people who eat at McDonald's.

#13 - On 09/27/2010 at 3:23am by FYLDeep

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