Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, at my job at an ophthalmology office I was checking a patient's vision. In broken English he tried to explain to me that he couldn't see out of his eye. After trying to assess his vision for 5 min, I finally realized what he was trying to tell me. I was checking his vision in his FAKE eye. FML

#1274671
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11568) - you deserved it (30812)

On 04/23/2009 at 10:15pm - work - by COA (woman) - United States (Virginia)

pleasebackintomycaragain's life also sucks
Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot an old couple got into their new…

Anonymousagb also deserved it
Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I…

Top comments

Not an FML.

#1 - On 04/24/2009 at 3:49am by ba11in

See in context

+13

oh boy.. thats no good.. But i feel like you would be able to tell right away that the eye was fake, especially after looking at it so close... and ESPECIALLY within 5 minutes...and you are a certified optometrist? YDI

#5 - On 04/24/2009 at 3:55am by Miss_delaney

See in context

+5

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by