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Today, at my job at an ophthalmology office I was checking a patient's vision. In broken English he tried to explain to me that he couldn't see out of his eye. After trying to assess his vision for 5 min, I finally realized what he was trying to tell me. I was checking his vision in his FAKE eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10847) - you deserved it (29753)

On 04/23/2009 at 10:15pm - work - by COA (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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