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Today, (I am a Inventory Manager at a retail store in a mall) I let a subordinate bring in his softair handgun. Hours of shooting anything and everything went by, I thought It would be a great idea to get a co-worker to shoot my eye with my glasses on. 860$ in debt waiting for my new glasses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1579) - you deserved it (26645)

On 01/15/2009 at 2:50pm - work - by zipperhead - United States (California)

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