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Today, whilst I was working in McDonald's, a customer threw their Quarterpounder at me because it had pickles and he said he didn't want any pickles in his burger. I didn't even serve him. I'd just started my shift. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30784) - you deserved it (3155)

On 08/18/2010 at 6:31am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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throw the pickles back at him!

#1 - On 08/18/2010 at 12:57pm by hnz

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I loathe people who treat employees in customer service jobs like trash. I remember when I was single and met a guy for lunch at a restaurant. He seemed like a nice man until I saw how he treated the waiter. I apologized to the waiter and left the asshole date at the table, met with friends for lunch somewhere else instead.

#140 - On 08/18/2010 at 4:13pm by skyeyez9

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