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Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9301) - you deserved it (18177)

On 07/27/2010 at 12:38am - work - by uugnfg - United States

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did they pay you??

#10 - On 07/27/2010 at 6:37am by nitrogirl

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+4

Lol. Hilarious.

"Mom, some dude's trimming our bushes"

"Well then go make the man a sammich"

#27 - On 07/27/2010 at 8:12am by blahzz

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