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Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21157) - you deserved it (3713)

On 10/28/2008 at 4:40am - work - by damn... - United Kingdom (London)

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