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Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28781) - you deserved it (5406)

On 10/28/2008 at 4:40am - work - by damn... - United Kingdom (London)

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you should have coughed into your napkin

#3 - On 03/28/2009 at 7:13pm by louisianagrrrrl

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cover ur mouth next time?

#6 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:21pm by N0Luck

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