Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

by pinkblankets / 04/18/2009 at 9:55pm / United States (Indiana) / Work

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  • how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

    #1 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:36am by collegegirl8

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  • you can use nail polish remover. it wont taste good but its that or sharpie. you can also use rubbing alcohol

    #2 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:37am by mylifesucks52

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