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Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML

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On 01/12/2009 at 3:34pm - work - by Leaving Early Fail - United States (California)

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xD At least you didn't get caught?

#1 - On 03/12/2009 at 9:50pm by manoverboard

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my interpretation is that they left work early, apparently without telling their boss. the boss's email (though i dont see how that happened considering the OP was driving and the boss was locked out of the office) made the OP think that they had been caught. they turned around, blah blah did all the illegal things and found out it wasn't about leaving early.

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#4 - On 07/31/2009 at 12:13pm by Lolbrittany

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