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  • One more and it's business time

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Zoeeileen's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

By honeybunny90 / Saturday 28 December 2013 08:23 / United States - Richmond

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 09:11 / United States - Sanford