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Chinese - Shanghai descent. DDR Master, rabid Pokemon fan.
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Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'. I can't stop the feeling of something crawling over every inch of my body, but at least I now know they can live up to six years. FML

By joolsie - / Sunday 28 February 2010 02:03 / United Kingdom

Today, I missed points on a math quiz because I thought 2 times 5 was 20. I'm a math major. FML

By mathhhh - / Friday 26 February 2010 17:57 / United States

Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML

By sadf4x0r - / Wednesday 24 February 2010 17:27 / United Kingdom

Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 19 February 2010 20:27 / United States

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

By Tibblesthepengwin - / Sunday 14 February 2010 17:43 / United Kingdom