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Today, I told my girlfriend about my extreme fear of flying roaches. She immediately got upset because she thought, since I'm from the Caribbean, I would be "manlier" and "eat stuff like that for breakfast". FML

By sammy77sam - / Monday 15 July 2013 13:41 / Saint Kitts and Nevis - Basseterre

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

By anyonmus / Friday 12 April 2013 00:59 / United States - Westminster

Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML

By anonymaiacciu - / Saturday 22 December 2012 01:16 / France

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 9 April 2013 18:01 / United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 26 December 2012 17:18 / Australia - Melbourne