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Zetteymonsterxo's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML

By hmb / Thursday 16 September 2010 18:50 / United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

By chevysprint - / Sunday 28 February 2010 05:36 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

By syl / Thursday 11 February 2010 06:18 / Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 24 February 2010 15:29 / Canada

Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML

By adam / Monday 15 February 2010 02:16 / United States