About Zen1979
Just a regular guy. 6'2", 170ish, employed, responsible, single, straight, reasonably pretty lol, dirty blonde, blue eyes, strong personal beliefs but generally open minded towards others beliefs. Any more? Email me, its not my primary but I still check it at least once a week lol.
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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    10%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    83%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    47%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    6%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    12%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    0%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    81%
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