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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • YDI Master

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    2%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    2%
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    8%
  • The return of the thumb

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    2%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    3%
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    2%
  • Judgmental

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    76%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Zelious's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

By i guess - / Saturday 3 May 2014 00:03 / United States - Hamilton

Today, I was pretending to talk on the phone with my wife just to avoid to speak with my boring coworker. After two awkward minutes of him waiting in front of my desk and me inventing a call, he handed me the disconnected phone cable and left. FML

By LaLince - / Friday 28 June 2013 08:17 / Switzerland - Full

Today, I held a party for my family so I could announce my pregnancy. In the middle of my speech, my mother stopped me, saying, "Nobody gives a rat's ass, where's the booze?" FML

By opherehehhehe - / Tuesday 25 June 2013 04:04 / Canada - Calgary

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

By not cool - / Friday 28 June 2013 05:16 / Australia - Sunnybank

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML

By keiran123 / Thursday 27 June 2013 23:15 / United States - Welsh