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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Zanexavier's favorite FMLs

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML

By cancerfreak - / Saturday 21 March 2009 02:39 / United States

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

By Holy Testacles - / Wednesday 17 October 2012 04:45 / United States

Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

By stop it ninja / Sunday 14 October 2012 07:00 / United States - Fredericksburg

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 5 October 2012 05:49 / United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

By Dave - / Thursday 4 October 2012 14:44 / United States