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Zacharytk72's favorite FMLs

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

By nerdsgetmehot - / Thursday 7 April 2011 16:55 / United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

By insomnitude - / Saturday 5 March 2011 06:55 / United States

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

By theish / Friday 4 February 2011 14:08 /

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 18 February 2011 07:35 / Canada

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

By rhartnett11 / Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:56 /