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Zzlightzz's favorite FMLs

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

By Taylor / Saturday 30 July 2011 05:14 / United States

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

By carebear1228 - / Tuesday 1 July 2014 17:31 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

By Alex - / Friday 20 June 2014 22:05 / United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 11 June 2014 22:46 / United States - Russell Springs

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 6 June 2014 22:44 / New Zealand - Auckland