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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    20%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    16%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    58%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    49%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    42%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Z3vil's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

By Picaresque - / Thursday 26 February 2009 17:57 / United States

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

By life insurance for 1 - / Thursday 30 May 2013 16:29 / United States - Encino

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

By -___- - / Friday 14 September 2012 23:06 / Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:25 / United States - El Cajon

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

By katie / Wednesday 25 May 2011 08:23 /