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Yusaku02's favorite FMLs

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML

By itsellie27 - / Tuesday 30 April 2013 22:23 / United Kingdom - London

Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 March 2009 19:10 / United States

Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML

By SimG - / Sunday 7 July 2013 12:35 / Canada - Cambridge

Today, I had to explain to my husband why I was assuming that he was planning to attend my graduation ceremonies for my PhD next week. He still doesn't understand why he has to be there, and is pissed that he will miss his weekly pub crawl with his friends. FML

By married life - / Thursday 16 May 2013 05:58 / Canada - Coquitlam

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 1 May 2013 15:55 / United States