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Youaresofucked's FML badges
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    12%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
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Youaresofucked's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML

By ChrisC - / Friday 10 July 2009 21:21 / United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

By Wick - / Tuesday 26 May 2009 19:47 / United States

Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worrying he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I left the cash in the machine. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 22 March 2009 01:41 / United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

By motherdearest - / Saturday 21 March 2009 23:18 / United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

By Brad - / Sunday 8 March 2009 05:33 / Canada