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Yodas0da's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    14%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    31%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    7%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    14%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    80%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    12%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    32%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Yodas0da's favorite FMLs

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

By alhummel21 - / Thursday 12 February 2009 07:45 / United States

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

By moxy / Monday 24 January 2011 15:00 /

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

By OhNo / Tuesday 13 July 2010 15:02 / United Kingdom

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

By Soresack - / Monday 4 January 2010 13:34 / United States

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

By Flicker - / Thursday 14 May 2009 07:23 / Australia