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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    16,200%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    900%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    13%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    3%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    15%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    16%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    200%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Yellowwilflower's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

By Nik / Friday 23 January 2009 15:41 / United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

By Shelby / Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:38 / United States - Nokomis

Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML

By Joseph N / Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:08 / United States

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 7 June 2012 17:41 / United States - Oregon City

Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML

By melean - / Monday 4 October 2010 06:37 / Trinidad and Tobago