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Xxoriginalnamexx's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

By scammed / Sunday 18 December 2011 05:18 / Canada

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

By instinct - / Wednesday 12 June 2013 03:06 / Australia - Doncaster East

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

By notyourmom - / Tuesday 11 June 2013 12:00 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

By Samprib - / Saturday 1 June 2013 05:09 / United States - Indianapolis

Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML

By WTF - / Saturday 1 June 2013 04:03 / Canada - Calgary