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Xosammie's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 9 February 2013 20:03 / United States - Chula Vista

Today, I went to college on bike through snow and hail only to find out my professor can't make it to class due to the weather. She lives down my street. FML

By refticon - / Wednesday 6 February 2013 08:45 / Belgium - Antwerp

Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 5 February 2013 22:59 / United States - San Antonio

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

By Experience - / Tuesday 5 February 2013 20:19 / United States - Waynesfield