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Xbabby95g's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

By iFail / Thursday 29 January 2009 17:55 / United States

Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML

By sickness_sucks / Friday 15 June 2012 06:19 / Canada - Abbotsford

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

By lafinesse - / Monday 14 May 2012 22:23 /

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 14 May 2012 03:14 / United States

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 13 May 2012 15:12 / United States - Monson