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Xanewdawnx's favorite FMLs

Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 April 2009 13:53 / United States

Today, I found out yet another of my guy friends liked me. I posted that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML

By fail / Sunday 18 August 2013 04:41 / United States

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

By why / Saturday 17 August 2013 14:18 / United States - Lexington

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML

By mcdonalds / Tuesday 6 August 2013 04:11 / United States

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

By SeeingLlamas - / Tuesday 17 April 2012 09:38 / United States - Knoxville