About Xabuko
I like a long haired thick red bone Open up her legs then filet Mignon She be jumpin up and down Tryna fit that ass in Took her half an hour Just to get that belt to fasten All they want to talk about is partyin' and fashion Every single night I have a dream that I am smashin' Them all Young Money man this shit so timeless And I'm in the mood to get faded so please bring your finest And what are all your names again we drunk remind us Cause' we like her And we like her too And we like her In about 3 years, holla at me Miley Cyrus http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/xabuko?ref=profile
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Xabuko's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 May 2009 05:16 / Canada

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:12 / United States
By baller - / Monday 8 June 2009 10:39 / Australia
By levit - / Monday 8 June 2009 07:32 / United States
By KBO - / Monday 8 June 2009 06:54 / Australia