About X_xtayhlax_x
Hey, I'm obviously Tayhla. I hate text talk, so if you talk L!k3 d!s, don't even bother THINKING about talking to me in any way. I love my friends, and they are like second family. So people think twice before they hurt them. I'm pretty laid back, and really outgoing, fun and weird. I like writing, and want to become an author one day (Once you've gotten to know me, you understand why and what I write). I love blood, horror and gore. I play violent videogames (Yes, I love violence) and I listen to alot of Rock, pop punk, metalcore, heavy metal, etc, etc. (No, it's not all the same. But yes, what I listen to is classed as "screamo" and "emo shit").Often people hear: Bullet for my Valentine, Escape the Fate, Cannibal Corpse, Architects, Black Veil Brides, Parkway Drive, and Slipknot blasting out of my iPod. I sometimes even listen to The Ramones ;D. Feel free to message me.
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Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

By Damian / Friday 22 April 2011 11:11 /

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 April 2011 15:06 / United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML

By sllaggy / Monday 18 April 2011 09:34 /

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 April 2011 06:05 / United States

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

By ravenskater / Monday 4 April 2011 02:47 /