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Xxxgravestonexxx's favorite FMLs

30 Times Women Had the Perfect Comeback to Creepy Guys Texting

When a dude tries sliding into your DMs with some creepy shit, things can get out of hand. But while being on the receiving end of these messages is an FML, guys getting roasted by the perfect comeback is so much worse. And so entertaining.

By Nina - / Sunday 17 September 2017 18:30 /

This Twitter Saga About A 12-Year-Old Who Gets His Girlfriend Pregnant Is A Comedy Roller Coaster You’re Going to Want to Ride

In the latest literary blockbuster à la Twitter, a pre-teen learns the importance of sex education after his girlfriend tells him he’s gotten her pregnant. He’s ready to own up to the FML until he learns something crucial: you need to have sex to get pregnant.

By Nina - / Monday 18 September 2017 18:30 / France - Paris

Some Dude Got His Penis Stuck in a Gym Weight and It Took Firefighters Three Hours to Cut it Out

In this edition of “Don’t Put Your Dick in That” the FML news team heads to Germany, where one lascivious gym-goer gave into the allure of his gym’s sexy equipment and quickly came to regret it, obviously.

By Nina - / Tuesday 19 September 2017 18:30 /

Man Shares Story About Having Sex with a Coconut and the Internet is Now Flooding with Similar Stories Because Apparently People Have No Shame

One guy tells his story of the problematic task of having sex with a coconut and what was once a secret fetish becomes a full-blown thing when other redditors come out of the woodwork to share their own tales of coco-nutting that had them saying “FML.”

By Nina - / Wednesday 9 August 2017 16:40 /

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend gave me a squeaky dog toy because "I don't know why, but it made me think of you." FML

By rupture-imminente - / Wednesday 12 July 2017 21:00 / France