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Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

By mehdi / Monday 13 October 2008 08:20 /

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

By scarlet - / Monday 9 May 2011 15:02 / Canada

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

By SMCHR - / Monday 9 May 2011 03:22 / Ireland

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

By wtfiswrongwithher / Saturday 7 May 2011 13:56 / Australia

Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML

By lawl - / Saturday 7 May 2011 13:25 / Canada