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Xshannonxsammyx's favorite FMLs

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

By Kevin / Thursday 29 December 2011 19:32 / France

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

By toomuch - / Tuesday 22 November 2011 09:36 / Australia

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 21 November 2011 22:39 / United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 27 November 2011 22:46 / United States

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

By hitintheeye / Saturday 26 November 2011 15:09 / Canada