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Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

By joe / Sunday 23 June 2013 23:36 / United States - Easton

Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML

By SharkWeek - / Sunday 27 October 2013 15:26 / United States - Wrightsville

Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML

By CUCKOO - / Saturday 26 October 2013 21:27 / United Kingdom

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

By Dick the Greater - / Friday 25 October 2013 22:08 /

Today, my girlfriend of a year denied in front of everyone that we ever dated. FML

By Zkroger - / Wednesday 23 October 2013 15:42 / United States