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Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

By meantowheels - / Sunday 21 June 2009 02:29 / United States
By Anonymous / Thursday 31 July 2014 05:00 / Australia - Darlinghurst
By 43_clothespins_later - / Thursday 21 November 2013 00:12 / United States - Richmond
By crixon42 - / Monday 18 November 2013 23:39 / United Kingdom
By RedWaters / Wednesday 6 March 2013 20:20 / United States