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"Sticks and stones may scar your skin, but words tear through your soul within."
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  • Mobility

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    33%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    65%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    194%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    65%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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X0soreckless0x's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

By Tree - / Friday 30 July 2010 11:34 / France

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

By brileyyyy / Tuesday 12 January 2010 03:40 / United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States

Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

By Grad2010 - / Wednesday 18 November 2009 19:41 / United States

Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML

By x0SoReckless0x - / Monday 16 November 2009 11:39 / United States