About Wtfjess

Hello there, I'm Jessica. I'm from Canada I live in an igloo I have a pet polar bear named Steven I am a Dragon I enjoy playing video games on my ps3, when I'm not busy ransacking villages and kidnapping princesses. Currently playing the Mass Effect trilogy. Dragons in spaaaaace! Conqueri- *cough* SAVING the galaxy. Oh, and on that note.. Garrus is mine Garrus is mine Garrus is mine. You can't have him. Stop staring at my gold peasant. Shoo shoo! Out of my lair!

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By Tourist - / Thursday 26 March 2009 07:19 / United States