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Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

By deez_nutz - / Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:46 / Canada

Today, I drove to Bank of America to deposit money. Upon returning to my car I saw some new scratches on the front. I kicked and rubbed it to try and get rid of it. Then I notice someone in the car staring at me in bewilderment. I'd parked 2 spaces away. We have the same car. FML

By 1 Giant Cupcake - / Saturday 7 March 2009 00:09 / United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

By tracelee / Tuesday 3 March 2009 09:22 / United States

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

By beachbum - / Friday 27 February 2009 06:03 / United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

By Noname - / Thursday 12 February 2009 06:00 / United States