About Woolymittens
Hmm stalking my page are we? Haha, kidding. :) Um there isn't really much to say about me to be honest, I'm a quiet person, shy, awkward... I love to draw and read books and listen to music! I'm your average teenager with a crazy family really. :P Oh and I obviously love fml! It's so addictive. :)
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Woolymittens's favorite FMLs

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 30 September 2013 16:22 / United States - Union

Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML

By Nice Melons - / Sunday 29 September 2013 21:12 / United States

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 September 2013 20:33 / United States - Spring Branch

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 22 September 2013 05:40 / United States - Brandon

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 September 2013 18:10 / United States