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Wolfshield101's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML

By anouk05 - / Friday 15 October 2010 05:13 / Switzerland

Today, I bought a new pack of "feminine wipes" on my way over to my boyfriend's house after a long day of work. He saw them in my purse and sweetly told me I shouldn't be so self conscious. Later on, when he was going down on me, he said, "I take back what I said earlier." FML

By anonymous - / Sunday 19 September 2010 00:15 / United States

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

By mc_dreamy / Saturday 21 August 2010 16:49 / United States

Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML

By ashlee - / Tuesday 31 August 2010 18:07 / United States

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

By H8TR - / Thursday 26 August 2010 13:32 / United States