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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    18%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    36%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    17%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    85%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    91%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    3%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Wiretapped's favorite FMLs

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

By mathgenius / Tuesday 8 October 2013 19:17 / Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML

By Agax - / Tuesday 8 October 2013 00:21 / United States - Riverside

Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 5 October 2013 22:25 / United States - Statham

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

By Cereal_mistress - / Monday 7 October 2013 18:54 / United States - Sonoma

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 6 October 2013 04:44 / United States