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Hi. The name is bill. Love comics. Favorite villain is joker(as you can probably tell)
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Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

By spooked / Wednesday 5 November 2014 20:44 / Australia - Sydney

Today, I found out via a voicemail from my boss that my hours are being cut. He said, "They said I can't fire you, so you'll only be getting 20 hours a week. Starting today." Who'd they give my other 20 hours to? The one person that calls off sick almost daily and is never on time. FML

By xRyu - / Thursday 9 October 2014 00:30 / United States - Denver

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 14 September 2014 16:38 / Ghana - Accra

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

By tbree / Friday 19 September 2014 22:38 / United States - San Francisco

Today, while on the bus, a friendly-looking guy smiled at me, so I smiled back. He then pointed at my teeth and said, "You gonna get those fixed, or just keep them as a conversation starter?" FML

By jewelthewat - / Friday 19 September 2014 12:52 / Netherlands - Driebergen