About Wholock
Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They're fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good luck.
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Wholock's FML badges
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    13%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    7%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    60%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    47%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    46%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    33%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    74%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    24%
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Wholock's favorite FMLs
By kel - / Friday 8 November 2013 23:50 / United Kingdom - Coventry
By Anonymous - / Friday 8 November 2013 23:02 / Canada - Calgary