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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    13%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    40%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    50%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    84%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Whiteside52396's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

By Mick - / Friday 20 February 2009 08:29 / United States

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

By Just_Me_88 / Saturday 18 August 2012 05:09 / United States - Salem

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 25 July 2012 01:37 / United States - Solon Springs

Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML

By why... - / Tuesday 5 June 2012 17:21 / United States - East Orange

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

By Fraser / Thursday 8 March 2012 19:03 / Canada