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Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

By hyper12332 - / Wednesday 29 April 2009 14:35 / Australia

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

By volleyballgirl / Sunday 28 February 2010 01:11 / United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

By shnigel / Saturday 27 February 2010 20:04 / United States

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

By ShayisPay101 - / Monday 15 February 2010 18:58 / United States

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

By Tibblesthepengwin - / Sunday 14 February 2010 17:43 / United Kingdom