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Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

By ScoobieDoo - / Friday 20 March 2009 04:15 / United States

Today, my dad was making drinks for my mom and himself, so I asked him to make me some coffee too. When he brought me my drink, I took a sip, and realized he'd poured salt in it. As I gagged, he muttered, "Next time, make it yourself." FML

By megean c.l. - / Sunday 20 January 2013 21:36 / United States

Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML

By lonely dreams / Tuesday 1 January 2013 17:26 / United States - Reno

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

By ashbeat / Tuesday 1 January 2013 15:20 / Australia - Sydney

Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 30 December 2013 08:29 / United States - Inglewood