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Hi, I'm Amelia and I'm weird. I like books, coffee, music, and movies. My favorite book is The Perks of Being a Wallflower, and my three favorite movies are Spirited Away, Donnie Darko, and Peter Pan. Have a lovely day!
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Wayopens's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
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